(New York) – Crossing all lines of common courtesy and decency, Micah Laaker spent his Halloween evening in the garb of a small boy’s Jar-Jar Binks costume. Having spent a cool $19.99 on a cheap plastic K-mart -branded representation of the "stupidest thing ever made," Mr. Laaker proceded to slit the back of the suit […]

(New York, NY) Last night, after years of hype, excitement, and bold claims, "Star Wars Episode 1, the Phantom Menace" was released to audiences nationwide. Micah Laaker, having friends in powerful places, was able to secure tickets for the very first showing in New York at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, May 19. Recent rumors had circulated […]