Mr. Laaker Releases Controversial Photo Gallery
(New York, NY) Respecting the wishes of his constituents, Mr. Laaker today announced the release of several photos from his "Sultry Summer, New York" collection. This move has drawn fire from many community groups, claiming "no one wants to see images of Mr. Laaker’s home with his drawls laying out everywhere."
A spokeswoman for Mr. Laaker followed such claims with the following statement: "All the photos released today in no way exhibit Mr. Laaker’s drawls, or even the suggestion thereof. Rather, they explore the confines Mr. Laaker has chosen to live within, sans drawls."
The images were released today for free via Mr. Laaker’s online gallery.
(Ed. – Update! Sadly, Mr. Laaker’s photo gallery images were lost in the standard maintenancing of the Press Release section. Mr. Laaker expresses his deepest apologies for inconveniencing his loyal readers and is taking preventative measures to insure no similar events happen in the future.)