(Kansas City, MO) With the clear and present threat of dwindling viewership of his public relations site, Micah Laaker today announced an online photo album of his trip to Universal Studios. The photos, which date back to May of 1998, have never before been viewed, and are presented exclusively to an online audience before rights are established concerning publication.

While the trip to Universal Studios had been heralded as merely a “fun afternoon,” the day quickly took a sharp turn as Mr. Laaker began stalking celebrity impersonators in hopes winning support for the Anti-Arboreal Association.

The photo album is currently available for immediate viewing.

Mr. Laaker is currently planning similar visits to a variety of national theme parks with a similar intent.