(New York City) – Afraid of being labeled a hypocrite, Micah Laaker today updated his enemies list to include trees. Long noted for his involvement in the founding of the Anti-Arboreal Association, Mr. Laaker took flack at a recent AAA meeting for his neglect in posting trees to his recent enemies list.

Oscar Rumseys, AAA member known for his voracious passion against the trees, was quick to call Mr. Laaker out just as he had done to others on his site. “One should have his own house in order before encouraging others to start cleaning,” said Mr. Rumseys in a somewhat confusing reference to Mr. Laaker’s forgetfulness.

Mr. Laaker publicly apologized and pledged to update the list immediately ro rectify the mistake.