Archive for January, 2002

Fast Food Restaurant Rankings posted by Mr. Laaker

(Mountain View, CA) — In the small circle that is his family, friends, and acquaintances, Micah Laaker is known as a man who loves fast food. A person who decries Supersize Me as nothing but a farce, a snobbish, poorly-executed whiner’s unscientific smear campaign just to look good to his vegan girlfriend. A person who […]

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Tolkien Flick Whips Up Veritable Nerd Frenzy

(New York City) – Emboldened by a $130 million commitment from New Line Cinema, J.R.R. Tolkien aficionados are feeling a level of acceptance formerly unheard of for their nerd mania. While Micah Laaker’s inclusion in this following is known to many, his ardent participation in discussing the history of Middle-Earth (the world in which Tolkien’s […]

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