(New York City) – In a sad and somewhat unfortunate turn of events, Micah Laaker lost a large chunk of money and his Apple PowerBook G3/333 laptop last Wednesday. Having placed his laptop for sale in LootUSA, a low-class classified ad joint, Mr. Laaker received a call from a Mr. James Ryan, employee of the […]

(New York City) – Micah Laaker, long a lover of American law, recently took the challenge of local letter writer, R. Konzen. In his letter to Mr. Laaker, asking that he mail a $10 "loan" to the first recipient on his list, Konzen encouraged Mr. Laaker to check Title 18, Section 1302 of the Postal […]