(New York City) – Noted for his modesty in promoting Laaker.com, Micah Laaker was recently disgusted by office compatriate Alex Meyer’s flagrant self promotion of his personal site. As several employees were working late, dinnertime found them gathered around a communal office table imbibing in food and drink. As dinner waned, conversation turned towards work-related […]

(New York City) – Micah Laaker’s dislike of bananas became the subject of the conversation several times during a recent trip to Brooklyn. During a visit to New York’s Coney Island for the infamous Mermaid Parade, Mr. Laaker’s cohorts seemed to find any available avenue to reintroduce the banana-hating remark. Early in the journey to […]

(New York City) – Afraid of being labeled a hypocrite, Micah Laaker today updated his enemies list to include trees. Long noted for his involvement in the founding of the Anti-Arboreal Association, Mr. Laaker took flack at a recent AAA meeting for his neglect in posting trees to his recent enemies list. Oscar Rumseys, AAA […]