(New York City) – Continuing his tour of the eastern states, Micah Laaker returned from his trip to Atlanta yesterday. Having had a simple itinary of “livin’ large” through a series of incredibly fattening meals, Mr. Laaker proudly announced that he had reclaimed his former weight status. (Ed. – Readers may remember Mr. Laaker’s recent […]

(New York City) – Once again lambasting a major corporation over mere personal problems, Micah Laaker today announced KFC (the food artist formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken) and Colonel Sanders were personally responsible for his recent illnesses. "Today marks a sad turning point in my relationship with the Colonel and his merry band of […]