(New York) – Micah Laaker spent much of yesterday in the company of actor Gary Coleman, helping fellow Anti-Arboreal Association member Paul Chan conduct an interview for ‘Good Lookin’ magazine. On a nationwide tour to promote his current Web endeavour, The Gary Coleman Webathon, Mr. Coleman talked extensively, and excitedly, about UGO’s (his sponsor) quick […]

(New York) – Micah Laaker is mad. "Mad ill," that is. Having fallen victim to a second round of asthma- and allergy-induced illnesses, Mr. Laaker conceded that he was no match for these vicious attacks. "My immune system is obviously sub-standard, leaving me susceptible to an ever-increasing barrage of cruel and systematic attacks at the […]

(New York) – Crossing all lines of common courtesy and decency, Micah Laaker spent his Halloween evening in the garb of a small boy’s Jar-Jar Binks costume. Having spent a cool $19.99 on a cheap plastic K-mart -branded representation of the "stupidest thing ever made," Mr. Laaker proceded to slit the back of the suit […]