Archive for May, 1999

Mr. Laaker Sees Pathetic New Star Wars Movie

(New York, NY) Last night, after years of hype, excitement, and bold claims, "Star Wars Episode 1, the Phantom Menace" was released to audiences nationwide. Micah Laaker, having friends in powerful places, was able to secure tickets for the very first showing in New York at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, May 19. Recent rumors had circulated […]

Comments