Archive for January, 1999

Mr. Laaker’s Likeness Licensed for Video Game Development

(Kansas City, MO) Thursday proved an exciting day for Micah Laaker, as he witnessed the first fruits from his recent contract insuring his likeness would be incorporated into future video games. Sierra Entertainment, developers of many popular PC games, recently posted screenshots of their latest feat, Half-Life. Located near the center of the page was […]

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Mr. Laaker Tops NYC

(Kansas City, MO) Sources close to Micah Laaker today released a photograph showing Mr. Laaker atop the Empire State Building. After having been taunted by the talking viewmasters on either side of him for long enough, Mr. Laaker was ready to leave the ESB observatory deck when he heard shutter clicks. Despite an incredibly hazy […]

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